ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
It’s just a thought…
i couldnt resist
When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
This morning I woke up saw my book on my bedside table and thought “oh crap I forgot to charge my book” but then I remembered books don’t need to be charged and realized it is quite a beautiful thing.
sitting in an exam like
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
"In 7th Grade, our moms were friends so I asked my mom to break up with him through his mom." - Jimmy reads his favorite #AwkwardBreakUp tweets!
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit